TwistedPlayground

contramelon:

hiimjamie:

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like

THAT IS DOG

I AM DOG

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

i do this with queer people in unfamiliar environments

lesbians do this

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

smileyfacewinkwink:

Who doesn’t love Marius?

zawehzaweh:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY #WIFE!! SON!!

(Source: gingershanks)

dungeonsanddamsels:

ktjjj submitted:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

jimbertimber:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

I DONT NEED UR F*CKNIG SASS COCA COLA I TRIED MY BEST

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

Defense wounds from the victim grabbing the assailant’s knife.

Defense wounds from the victim grabbing the assailant’s knife.

deviantart:

Excellent digital environment concept pieces by Balaskas.deviantART.com.

craigslistdad:

lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

save some tickets for the 9/11 bouncy castle

squidwurd:

squidwurd:

i burn calories by insulting them

“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”

crazy-with-a-capital-k:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

emsofmanyfandoms:

castielsminions:

krystinalisette:

*pokes head in*

hey supernatural fandom

u ok

NOOOOOOO

NOBODY’S OKAY. CODE RED, REPEAT, CODE RED THERE IS A FANDOM IN FLAMES

I DON’T THINK BEING OKAY IS A POSSIBILITY HERE

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

foxnewsofficial:

tumblr would be a playground for psychologists

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

mystic-revelations:

Finley’s Rainbow

By Paul M. Robinson

Camera SONY DSC-P92
ISO 100	Aperture f/5.6
Exposure 1/1250th	Focal Length 8mm

Camera Nikon D70
ISO 200	Aperture f/4
Exposure 1/2000th	Focal Length 24mm